astudyinawesome:

doyoudopoison:

Valentines day is coming up.
Remember going to the shops to buy those horribly tacky cartoon character cards for your school friends? Ive just saved you the time.

Nothing says “I love you” better than a sociopath.

Dear god. This isnt how I was meant to spend my afternoon.
But I’m not sorry.

This is why you’re my best friend, bro.